Harem şimdi oturum açtı.
-Harem kişisine titreşim gönderdiniz.
Harem: buyrun padişahım?
Padişah: slm nbr?
Harem: iyi padişahım
Harem: u?
Padişah: bende iyim
Padişah: cariyelerimin keyfi nasıl?
Harem: keyifteler hamdolsun
Padişah: bir iki tane gönderir misin baş cariyem
Harem: tabi padişahım
*Durumunuz meşgul olarak ayarlandı.*
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Haremdeki her cariyeye Venedik ten getirtilen laptopların dağıtılmasıyla vuku bulabilecek hadise:
-Padişah efendimiz konuşmaya katıldı.
Padişah: son gelenler kimler web kameralarını açsınlar bakıyım
Sofia: biz de sizi görebilecek miyiz haşmetbabları yoksa açmam kamerayı
Padişah: ne haddine bre melun bu ne cüret
-Cellat konuşmaya katıldı.
-Sofia konuşmadan ayrıldı.
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Padişah: lan şeysu bak yeni fotoğraf gönderiyom kabul et
Şeyhülislam: padişahım ayıp oluyor ama göndermeyin artık böyle cariye fotoları
Padişah: konuşma lan tırt, kameranı açsana lan
Şeyhülislam: ...
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Padişah: slm kanka naber
vezir : iyidir be hacı nolsun
Padişah: yeni cariyeler gelmiş gördün mü taş taş
Vezir : hehe
Padişah: beni çağırıyolar hareme kib bye öptüm
Vezir : beline kuvvet kanka
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Padişah: slm nbr tanışalım mı?
Maria: kimsin?
Padişah: padişah
Maria çevrimdışı görünüyor...
Padişah (ileti: hareme gittim *hemen dönecek*)
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Vezir: devletlum sırplar elçimizin kafasını kesmişler, forward ettiler napalım?
Padişah: neymiş o bi gönder bakalım
*kafa_kesme.jpg gönderildi*
Padişah: feyk ulan bu!
Vezir: ney haşmetlum?
Padişah: feyk ulan feyk sahte yani bir daha beni böyle şey için meşgul etme
Vezir: hmm ok
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-Aşçıbaşı konuşmaya katıldı
Padişah: aşçıbaşı akşama hünkâr beğendi yap da beğeneyim
Vezir: hehe ilahi padişahım.
Aşçıbaşı: haha emredersünüz devletlum
Padişah: zorla gülmeyin lan hadi ben kaçtım haa bu arada vezir yonjada yorum yaz lan bana
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-Constantin konuşmaya katıldı
Constantin: yüce padişah sarayda benim cep telefonu kalmış ben burdan çaldırıyorum sen bi bakıver bakalım mesaj neyin gelmiş mi?
Padişah: bre dürzü sen kimsin ki bana emir veriyorsun
cons: şeyyy şu jestimi kabul ederseniz bi dostluk simgesi olarak..
*arka plan paylaşılıyor*
*istanbulsince1453.bmp gönderildi*
Padişah: 3310 muydu senin telefon?
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Padişah: ulaa vezir nası açılıyo bu?
Vezir: verin mail adresinizi ve sifrenizi açıyıp efendim
Padişah: al bakalım
Vezir: (içinden) haha yedi keriz
Gece yarısı:
Padişahın adresinden
Vezir: harem başı vezire en çıtırından üç beş hatun yolla
Harem başı: emredersiniz padişahım
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